someone to pay me (and pay me well) to read books & magazines, watch copious amount of television & movies, surf the net for hours at a time, and occasionally get crafty. I will also work for someone who will pay for me to go to school and take classes that interest me, whether they apply to a degree or not. I think that I have the perfect skill set for these tasks and will make my employer proud. Please email me with offers asap. I am willing to begin working immediately.
In fact, to show my dedication to this line of work, I'm off to watch tv.
This show in particular:
do any of you watch it?
Hilarious. I want Shawn to be my friend in real life.
If you don't watch it, you need to start. It's a nice way to end the week.
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PastorGrandpa
I'd hire you in a second... but theres the $ thing.... how about .50 an Hr. I have health benefits: a free box of kleenex every week. Retirement consists of you can have my used AARP magazines.
That's it. It's an offer....probably the best one you've had
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