do you guys ever watch conan o'brien?
he has this recurring segment called "
secrets" where he has celebrities share their secrets (not real ones) and i think it's hilarious.
i'm going to share a real secret with you today.
ok here it is....
it is
essential for company to come over to our house because otherwise we would never clean it.
we are slobs of the highest order.
even when we do attempt to keep our house in order, i swear we have the ability to trash it in less than 5 mins.
the thought of someone stopping by unannounced mortifies me.
i'm not exaggerating here, it gets bad. like to the point where there are no clean dishes and i think to myself, "hey, i'll just drink out of this measuring cup"
so, it is important for us to have regularly scheduled company because it forces us to clean on a regular basis.
thank you to magen and mike for coming over on tuesdays and thursdays. because of you guys, our house will not be condemned.
there is a part two to this secret...
a little part of me is hoping that one of the boys will be a neat freak and want to clean the house for me. wishful thinking?
jagger could be the one. he loves to pretend vacuum and mop and sweep. maybe when he gets older, he'll pick up the real thing. wouldn't that be fabulous?!
i hope not too much.
and if you're going to stop by, please give us a few days notice, or we just might not let you in the house :)